Quotable

1. Too much agreement kills a chat. - Eldridge Cleaver  2. I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. - Howard Nemerov  3. I sang in the choir for years, even …

1. All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. - Lewis Black  2. That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a goo…

1. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain  2. No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln  3. Go to H…

1. What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett  2. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen  3.…