Top 100 Humor Quotes


 1. Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas Wentworth Higginson 

2. A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. - Hugh Sidey 

3. I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson 

4. A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West 

5. A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill 

6. If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch 

7. Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce 

8. Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment. - Grenville Kleiser 

9. I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson 

10. Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo Cabrera Infante 

11. Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb 

12. Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely 

13. My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou 

14. I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid. - Tyler, The Creator 

15. You're not going to see my sense of humor on the football field. That's not a place for me to joke around. - Tom Brady 

16. I think 'Star Trek' has a really beautiful legacy of humor, along with the more philosophical and action parts of 'Star Trek.' And so I felt pretty honored to get to keep that legacy going. - Mary Wiseman 

17. I have been a big fan of the 'Fast and the Furious' franchise. The films are fast-paced, fun and keep the audience involved. There is a great mix of humor and action, something I really appreciate. - Tony Jaa 

18. Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain 

19. I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. - Steven Wright 

20. You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor. - Steven Wright 

21. I think I have always had a little humor. - Marilyn Monroe 

22. The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion. - Franklin D. Roosevelt 

23. Our brand of democracy is hard. But I can promise that a year from now, when I no longer hold this office, I'll be right there with you as a citizen - inspired by those voices of fairness and vision, of grit and good humor and kindness that have helped America travel so far. - Barack Obama 

24. In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue. - Thomas Jefferson 

25. I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computers and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together. - Steve Jobs 

26. There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor. - H. L. Mencken 

27. Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor. - Stephen Hawking 

28. Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here. - Harry S Truman 

29. Working on newspapers, you're writing to a certain length, often very brief pieces; you tend to look for easy forms of humor - women can't drive, things like that. That's about the level of a lot of newspaper humor. It becomes a form of laziness. - Tom Wolfe 

30. The book, '12 Rules For Life,' is a very serious book. There's elements of humor in it, but I'm trying to struggle with things at the deepest possible level and to explain to people why it's necessary to live a upstanding and noble and moral and truthful and responsible life, and why there's hell to pay if you don't do that. - Jordan Peterson 

31. It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance. - D. H. Lawrence 

32. I am often the brunt of my own humor. - Charles R. Swindoll 

33. I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. - Hunter S. Thompson 

34. Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival. - Tom Robbins 

35. Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures. - Sam Walton 

36. In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. - Robert Orben 

37. I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. - Robert Orben 

38. Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. - Robert Orben 

39. President Ford used humor a great deal. - Robert Orben 

40. The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth. - Charles Bukowski 

41. My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.' - Kevin Hart 

42. Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. - Carol Burnett 

43. My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too. - Carol Burnett 

44. Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God. - Adam Smith 

45. Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius. - Thomas Carlyle 

46. True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper. - Thomas Carlyle 

47. In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor. - Chuck Palahniuk 

48. Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Makepeace Thackeray 

49. You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. - Steve Irwin 

50. Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. - Eminem 

51. One seldom expects the country's president to adequately note the passing of a rocker, but Jimmy Carter's assessment of Elvis Presley's appeal - 'energy, rebelliousness and good humor' - is remarkably close to the mark. - Molly Ivins 

52. There is also this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means, draw it all out, and hold him to it. - Miguel de Cervantes 

53. I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things. - Ellen DeGeneres 

54. Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere. - P. J. O'Rourke 

55. I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics. - P. J. O'Rourke 

56. It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment. - Freeman Dyson 

57. We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children. - Anne Lamott 

58. I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus. - Anne Lamott 

59. Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner's manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage. - Anne Lamott 

60. Cynicism is humor in ill health. - H. G. Wells 

61. Nobody enjoys the 'little show about nothing' humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. - Jerry Seinfeld 

62. They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy. - Bill Burr 

63. My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. - Bill Burr 

64. OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness. - Jennifer Aniston 

65. And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit. - Bobby Knight 

66. I have great respect for my parents. I got such beautiful things from both of them. It doesn't mean that we didn't have our rough times, but they were remarkable people who were open-minded, creative and hardworking, and had great senses of humor. - Patti Smith 

67. A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess. - Ron White 

68. The difference between me as Brian Warner or Marilyn Manson is just words. Same personality, sensibility, sense of humor, behavior. He is me. - Marilyn Manson 

69. Since the very beginning, Emeril's had a sense of humor about me calling him names and poking fun at him. - Anthony Bourdain 

70. Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore. - Garrison Keillor 

71. Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly. - Jonathan Swift 

72. Humor is to get us over terrible things. - Ricky Gervais 

73. And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor. - Paul McCartney 

74. It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation. - Scott Adams 

75. To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!' - Catherine O'Hara 

76. I think everyone is born with humor, but your life can beat it out of you, sadly, or you can be lucky enough to grow up in it. - Catherine O'Hara 

77. I think the best dramatic actors know how to tap into their character's humor. - Catherine O'Hara 

78. When I've traveled to London and Ireland, people don't seem to take themselves so seriously, and it's not just having a sense of humor about what's around you but having a sense of humor about yourself, and that's the healthiest sense of humor. - Catherine O'Hara 

79. Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important. - Ludwig Wittgenstein 

80. My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. - Michael Caine 

81. Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom. - Marcel Duchamp 

82. If you are a small company taking on a big company, you need to have a sense of humor. - Richard Branson 

83. A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage. - Chris Rock 

84. My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But in retrospect, it's kind of hilarious. - John Mulaney 

85. I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. - Betty White 

86. Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it's got to be funny. - Betty White 

87. It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. - Betty White 

88. The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth. - James Thurber 

89. No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge 

90. People of humor are always in some degree people of genius. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge 

91. I think God has got a sense of humor. I really do. - Dabo Swinney 

92. We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy. - Jeff Foxworthy 

93. Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. - Don Rickles

94. Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. - Don Rickles 

95. Among my friends, I'm not a little Boy Scout, and they love my humor, thank God. - Don Rickles 

96. A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing. - Samuel Butler 

97. Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.' - Helen Mirren 

98. I really believe if you give people a product that couples entertainment with a little bit of education, a soft glove and sense of humor - especially about a subject people have begun to feel very frustrated about, which is the legal system - then you have a formula for success. - Judy Sheindlin 

99. I think a sense of humor will help get a girl out of a dark place. - Twyla Tharp 

100. I wasn't close to my father, but I wanted to be all my life. He had a funny sense of humor, and he laughed all the time - good and loud, like I do. He was a gay Irish gentleman and very good-looking. And he wanted to be close to me, too, but we never had much time together. - Judy Garland

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